- me: *pulls up to the drive thru*
- cashier: hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for u
- me: can i get a hell yeah
(via i-think-thereforeiam)
(via pshhhgawgeousshortiee)
okay so today I was at the mall and this girl walking in front of me and tripped and fell and instead of helping her up like a normal person would- I decided to make her feel less embarrassed and fall down too
but I guess another guy had the same idea because we fell at the same time
and then another person fell
and another
and suddenly I was lying in the middle of an impromptu fainting mob and a lot of people were shouting
and the girl who’d originally fallen looked so fucking happy
(via itzzack)
brightlights-and-sleeplessnights:
A well dressed man is more attractive to me than a shirtless man with a six pack.
^ I wish more women thought like this, i’d be set.
suits are so hot omfg
suits are hot
Fav
DOWN WITH THE TRACKIES AND LOGO T-SHIRTS
This.
(Source: incoherentchatter, via kissingbluejays)
says a lot about the human race to me
.
I feel simultaneously amazed and sick
the human race in a nutshell holy shit
(Source: drrestless, via imancrosson)
